This dog owner obviously belongs to a privileged class. He or she doesn’t have to carry the poop bag to a barrel, even when the barrel is only about twenty steps away. No, this owner can leave the poop in its bright plastic wrapping, visible for hundreds of feet in all directions, on the grass near the circular parking lot at the end of Spinnaker Way, where hundreds of park visitors arrive each day, so that everyone can be sure to see it and understand how very privileged this dog owner is.
Alas! Alack! The owner’s personal butler, who normally follows twenty steps behind and cleans up, white gloves and all, called in sick today. So, of course, the bag remained on the ground. You don’t expect the owner to pick it up, do you?